Me: Conductor I dey go Agege. How much?

Conductor: The price for the journey is N200

Me: Hmmm 🙄. Ok, nah 1k dey here o. You get change?

Conductor: Do not bother yourself. There’s abundant change for whoever boards this bus.

Me in my head: This feels weird. When did conductors start speaking good English? For dis Lagos? No be one chance motor person wan enter so?

Me to him: Abeg I wan urinate. Make I come down.

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